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INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support

 
Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition,
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as  NEWS5.0,   MONEY 3.0  and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,

  _desperate wife_____ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
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DEAR Madam,


First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1..0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.

Please note that
out of the house 6.1.
is a very bad program that will download the
rarely at home Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT
under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
 
Cooking 3.0 and   Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!



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This is clever.

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i am writing my program girlfriend 2009, What should I do to upgrade it up to WIFE2010. it's hard to write in Lao version

-- Edited by khonthakek on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 03:32:09 AM

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hahaha........... i love itbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

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khonthakek wrote:

i am writing my program girlfriend 2009, What should I do to upgrade it up to WIFE2010. it's hard to write in Lao version

-- Edited by khonthakek on Wednesday 30th of December 2009 03:32:09 AM




You need to install and run propose24karat and your girlfriend2009 will surely get upgraded. wink

*Is that your backview Khonthakek, watching one of the SEA games?

 



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WIFE 2010 555555555555

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i read it in thai version about 7 years ago.

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