BruceLaoMan wrote:

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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wong''s have a new baby. The nurse brings to them a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian, white baby boy!

"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby?"

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wongs don''t make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong."

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Another sum ting wong got a job interview.

Sum Ting Wong went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong’s colorful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind was screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN".

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Sum Ting Wong. So he told Sum Ting Wong, "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance!. The words are GREEN,PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK".

Sum Ting Wong thought for a while and said : "I hear the phone GREEN GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW....BLUE’s that ? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number,lah.... Don’t PURPLEly disturb people and don’t call BLACK, ok ? Thank You."

The Manager fainted. LOL