Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Post Info TOPIC: Tendjewberry mud!


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 342
Date:
Tendjewberry mud!
Permalink   


Meant to be read aloud (for the full effect). It's amazing, you will understand what 'Tendjewberry
mud' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 1999. The
following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which
was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.

Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye... Ruin sorbees... morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
G: "Uh.. yes.. I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?... pry, boy, pooch?"
G: Oh the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem... crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An San Tos?"
G: "What?!"
RS: "San Tos. July San Tos?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!... why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow inglish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast.
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No.. just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter.... just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy... tea.. mill?"
G: "Yes,. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass Ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we
bother honey sigh, and copy.... rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome."



__________________
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?


Senior Member

Status: Offline
Posts: 319
Date:
Permalink   

haha. a little hard to read but funny.


__________________
Savannakhet

Date:
Permalink   

that was tight, i like that

__________________
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.

Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard