The Three Psychiatrists agree that people always come to them with their problems but they have no one to go with theirs, so they decided to listen to one another's deepest, darkest secrets.

The 1st confesses, "I'm a conpulsive shopper, deeply in debt. So I always over-bill patients."

The 2nd admits, "I have a drug problem, and I pressure my patients into buying drugs for me."

The 3rd says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."