A woman rubs a lamp and out pops a genie.
"you are a kind lady, so I will grant you one wish," the genie tells her.
"See this cat? I'd rather have a strong, handsome man." she says.
The genie agrees and ....poof!.... the cat turns into Brad Pitt clone. The woman leaps intor his lap.
"Do you have anything to say before we make love?" she asks.
"Yes," the cat turned man says. "I bet you wish you hadn't had me neutered last week!"