All Lao grammar checkers, please correct this notice
Good Lord! These are the rules in Lao Hotels and they are still in business?
I will give it a try and I only assumed that I understand what you intended to say.
I don’t really know what you meant by “Cooperation with you to a search” but if I may guess, you might want to say, “Please be cooperative during a body search” for security reason.
We are not responsible for any lost or stolen items of your belongings.
Illegal substance including hazardous materials are not allowed anywhere in the premise.
No Smoking in the room.
Please do not wash your clothes in the shower.
Please show courtesy to others by keeping your voice down.
Please do not remove or install anything without prior approval from a hotel manager.
Please do not post any explicit or porno pictures on the wall or anywhere in the area without permission.
No gamble, no illegal trade, or drugs are allowed.
No sexual contact or any political activity during your stay.
No visiting hours allowed in the bedroom among the guests. Please meet in the conference room.
No service available after 23 30 PM and the checkout time is 12:00 noon.
Rule number 12. Please have Laotian babes greet BLM upon his arrival at the earliest convenience. Late night female visitors are always welcome.
But, you completely finish translating rule no. 4. What I want to know is... what the hell is intercourse shuffle?? are they talking about DILDO?? hahahhahahahha
-- Edited by SeeHarHed on Tuesday 12th of May 2009 04:34:06 PM